Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The humiliations never cease

Behold, a meowduck!


A
few days ago, the human lady came up behind me and snapped a photo. I had no idea what she was doing until she started dancing around and laughing about how she'd created a new creature called a "Meowduck." It was kind of like "The Island of Dr. Moreau" and I told her she looked like the aged Marlon Brando, too. We're not really on speaking terms right now.

You know what is a much better story about humanoid vaingloriousness and moral perversion? "The Most Dangerous Game." Dr. Zaroff is my hero because we both have the same goal: hunting humans.

I'm sorry if I spoiled the story for anyone.

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