Tuesday, December 21, 2010

A bird in the bellah...

Famous Celebrity Internet Cat Taroko George Talks Like a Bird from catherine_sr. on Vimeo.

As part of my ongoing efforts to reinforce my Internet Celebrity Fame, I work hard on branding myself and cultivating my legions of loyal fans. These fans include birds. I like to serenade them in their language. It makes them feel included. Also, I plan to eat them.

You know that old proverb "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?" Let me tell you something. That's bullshit. What I say is this: "A bird in the bellah is worth two in the paw, and besides this is completely academic because the two in the paw are going to get eaten forthwith."

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