Friday, December 17, 2010
My nemesis, Doraemon
This is my archnemesis Doraemon.
He thinks he is so great, with that insipid smile, his flat face and ears and that mouse thing attached to his ass.
He said, "Imma gonna beat your ass!"
I said, "One of my nuts is twice the size of your nuts put together and anyway this conversation is purely academic as I am going to whoomp you not with my nuts but with my claws."
He said, "Good, because I forgot to pick up Corn Nuts at the intergalatic rest stop."
I said, "What the fuck are you talking about?"
He said, "Wasn't that what you meant by nuts?"
I said, "NOOOOOOOOOOO I meant my nuts or... yeah..."
He said, "I think this conversation is over. Please."