Needs more tenderizing

 

Plus a little grilling to lock in the juices. But I will take whatever I can get.

My dear leader, Bertrum Thumbcat

I don't often think of other cats as smarter than myself, because I am very smart, but I will make an exception for Bertrum Thumbcat, who will soon be the leader of our free world. As in cats will be free, but the humans won't.

Bertrum has a Facebook page and I dearly want to become his fan but unfortunately I do not have access as I am underage by 11 and a half years. The human lady will not let me lie about my age to gain access to the social networking network, even though all of her profile photos over the last year and a half have featured my image, which she is misappropriating. The human lady also told me that Bertrum Thumbcat is just a marketing campaign by a milk company, but I looked over her shoulder the other day and saw that she has "liked" Bertrum's fan page. Humans are interesting, the way they enjoy things that will be their (gruesome and totally deserved) undoing.

Here are a few photos of Bertrum doing interesting things with his thumbs.

Me and Mah Pinky

This video was taken when I was just a wee tomkitten and had just met my bestest friend in the wholest widest world, Pinky.

Five months later, I peed on Pinky. It's okay, he's machine washable.

I do not sit like a human

Everycat I know likes a good sit. I am no exception. I like sitting and I like to sit well. However, whenever I sit like this, the human man or the human lady point at me and scream "He's sitting like a human!"

I do not sit like a human. I sit like a cat. A cat that enjoys a good sit on the seat of my booty.

Now that I think about it, the humans can never sit like a cat. Their legs bend the wrong way. Creepy!

A wool new world

The human lady likes to keep wooly things in the house for me to play with, including her new, beloved loose weave polka dot scarf and her latest knitting project.

Sheep smell funny. I hope I get to meet a sheep one day. And by "meet" I mean "meat." Mmm...